List twelve of your favorite characters from books/anime/games/TV, in no particular order.

1.Kuja (Final Fantasy IX)

2. Dante (Devil May Cry)

3. Basch (Final Fantasy XII)

4. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

5. Alucard (Hellsing)

6. Cid Highwind (Final Fantasy VII)

7. Tidus (Final Fantasy X)

8. Dr. Cid (FInal Fantasy XII)

9. Cecil (FFIV)

10. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)

11. Sir Integra (Hellsing)

12. Aerith (Final Fantasy VII)

+Have you ever read a Six/Eleven [Cid Highwind/Sir Integra] fic? Do you want to?+

.... the lung cancer, oh, the LUNG CANCER!

But yeah... that wouldn't work. Unless Cid became Integra's new butler and made her tea. But that's all he'd make. And he'd cuss the whole time, then she'd shoot him, and then Alucard and Vincent would get all protective and get involved... yeah. Can't see that happening.

+Do you think Four [Vash] is hot? How hot?+

8D Why yes, I love my dorks with a side of smokin' abs. XD Vash is the hottest thing to ever scarf donuts since... uh... a sexy policeman?

+What would happen if Twelve [Aerith] got Eight [Dr.Cid] pregnant?+

WHAT THE FOCKING HELL YO??? My inner Reno is disturbed. My inner EVERYTHING is disturbed. That's so wrong I can't even think of a response. NO, I'm sorry, I have to leave this one alone!

+Can you recall any fics about Nine [Cecil]?+

Just a few bout him and Kain being best bros. I don't really wanna read anything until I finally beat the game. I'm so close! DAMN YOU GIANT OF BABIL.

+Would Two [Dante] and Six [Cid] make a good couple?+

If you mean like, buddies of manliness who drink and cuss and stuff, then yeah. Really can't see the lovey dovey stuff. I think Dante likes his men girlier; XD (cough cough Nero)

+Five/Nine [Alucard/Cecil] or Five/Ten [Alucard/Yuna]? Why?+

..... D8 Okay, Cecil is definitely out. His Paladinness would be very not conducive to dating a dark being such as this. But Yuna is more likely. Alucard would go for the spunky, strong woman, I think. And Yuna would probably be like, "... S - Sir Auron?" XD

+What would happen if Seven [Tidus] walked in on Two [Dante] and Twelve [Aerith] having sex?+

... Whoa. That's slightly hot.

Tidus would freak out mentally and physically (like arm spasm) and then he'd run away and cry. Then Jecht would beat him for not being a man. XD

+Make up a summary for a Three/Ten [Basch/Yuna] fic.+

.... That somehow makes a tad of sense. Hmm, okay, let's see here...

"After assuming the role of Gabranth, Basch finds himself haunted not only by his brother's memory, but by his spirit, driven by unresolved hate. When the Emperor's safety is jeopardized, Basch is forced to find someone who can help him send his brother on to the afterlife."

I kinda wanna write this. XD

+Is there any such thing as One/Eight [Kuja/Dr. Cidl] fluff?+

.... XDDD HAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! Actually, this would lead to hate. Cause Dr. CId would be like, "You're almost as arrogant as my son!" And then Kuja would be like, "You're almost as idiotic as Garland!" Then they'd kill one another.

+Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve [Tidus/Aerith] hurt/comfort fic.+

Dying in Flowers

+Does anyone on your friends list read Three [Basch] het?+

Kinda doubt it. Poor guy gets no love. D8

+Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven [Sir Integra]?+

Sometimes maybe. She also needs more love. MOAR LOVE PLZ!

+Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five [Dante/Vash/Alucard]?+

8D That's so ironical. If any of my friends did I would LOVE THEM FOREVER. hint hint. XDDDD

+If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight [Dr. Cidl], what song would you choose?+

"I Must Be Crazy" XD

+If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve [Kuja/Cid/Aerith] fic, what would the warning be?+

WARNING: Extreme amounts of curseness, metrosexuals, fabulousity, and men in dresses.

+When was the last time you read a fic about Five [Alucard]?+

I haven't ever really written one about him, unless you count the Bishie Book, which is not the same. Nah... don't think I have.

+"1 [Kuja] and 7 [Tidus] are in a happy relationship until 7 [Tidus] runs off with 4 [Vash](SO MUCH HAPPY!). 1 [Kuja], broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Sir Integra] and a brief unhappy affair with 12 [Aerith], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Alucard] and finds true love with 3 [Basch].”+

....

KUJAXBASCH FOR THE WIN!! ... apparently. Wise words from Alucard? More like he was trying to cause chaos. XD So much crack it kills.

+How would you feel if Seven/Eight [Tidus/Dr.Cid] was canon?+

I would cry. I would cry the way that Anne Rice cried when Twilight was deemed the next greatest vampire series ever.


+If Nine [Cecil] cheated on Three [Basch], what would Three do?+

Cecil would be very upset and sad after he cheated on Basch, and feel guilty. Basch would be angry, but also find a way to blame it on himself, and feel guilty. Then they'd get together and apologize and be sad and guilty together. And then it would all be better. 8D

+Choose an angst-y song for Six [Cid].+

Uhh... a song about not having tea? Or not having any more cigarettes? No, it would be Rocket Man. XD

+Name your OTP involving Eight [Dr. Cid].+

Uhhhhh.... Venat??? XDD

+How would Seven [Tidus] ask Ten [Yuna] for a dance?+

XDDDD That's perfect! What luck! Duh, he'd just ask her, all shy and stuff. Then she'd giggle and nod, then they'd make themselves look like idiots on the dance floor. XD

+A road trip across the country, involving Three [Basch], Four [Vash] and Twelve [Aerith]. Disaster or not?+

Actually, I could see that working very well. Basch would be reserved, but Aerith and Vash would pull him out of it, and Vash would cheer everybody up. That would be an awesome trip. XD